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12/12/2008 - FLYMF's Greatest Hits The best of FLYMF.com, with a couple of my pieces thrown in to beef up the page count. |
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02/24/2008 - God Doesn't Suck, But God's Vacuum Sure Does All-purpose Evangelical marketing, online from The Wittenburg Door |
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01/10/2008 - A Public Message from the North American Soccer League Paranoid sports propaganda, published by Yankee Pot Roast |
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01/01/2008 - The Drunkest Generation: 10 Reasons Your Grandpa Could Drink You Under the Table Snarky (but real) pop-culture history, at Cracked.com |
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12/28/2007 - The Year In Douchebaggery One of our most popular editions of The News on Cracked so far, video at Cracked.com |
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12/03/2007 - MTV Books Presents: Romeo & Juliet The bard goes sexy/stupid, published by Yankee Pot Roast |
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11/10/2007 - Least Favorite Children's Bible Stories Animal tales, online from Wittenburg Door #214 |
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11/01/2007 - The Wittenburg Door - Issue #214 For my part: Least Favorite Children's Bible Stories, My Messiah-Matic (with illustration by Jim Siergey), and Christian Music Acts You May Have Missed; print issue available here |
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10/19/2007 - Classic Nintendo Game Secrets Completely unauthorized and non-factual, published by Yankee Pot Roast |
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09/01/2007 - The Wittenburg Door - Issue #213 More of my religious tomfoolery: New Good-News Goods, This Week on HELL-TV, and Conservative Christian Hits of the Sixties; print issue available here |
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07/01/2007 - The Wittenburg Door - Issue #212 Featuring my A Note of Thanks from the Worship Dramaturge and Failed Christian Board Games; print issue available here |
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06/29/2007 - The Project for a New Mythology - Volume 2, Issue 2 The last issue of the "old" version of J. Quinn Malott's literary journal, due for a return in 2008. This issue includes my satire The American Humor Crisis; learn more here |
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06/15/2007 - So You're Hosting an Alien Embryo Xeno-ternity advice, published at Cracked.com |
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06/15/2007 - Notes for Jane Austen's Helter Skelter Some notice of a certain Mr Manson, published by Yankee Pot Roast |
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06/05/2007 - Jay Kingmaker: Fan Mail Wizard Celebrity ghostwriting folderol, published in the sadly final issue of FLYMF.com |
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05/23/2007 - Transcript: R.W.A. Secret Indoctrination Proceedings The romance writer's creed, published by Yankee Pot Roast |
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05/15/2007 - The Lonely Struggle of the Politicized Artemia Salina Stirring Sea-Monkey poetry, published by Science Creative Quarterly |
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05/02/2007 - Bastards of the Universe 80's action figures gone wrong, published by Yankee Pot Roast |
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05/02/2007 - Toontown Personals From the private lives of your favorite characters, published by FLYMF.com |
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05/01/2007 - The Wittenburg Door - Issue #211 Featuring my The Gossip Scroll, Hell's Police Blotter, Those People Behind You at The Sermon on the Mount and Off-Message Church Marketing; print issue available here |
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04/13/2007 - The Project for a New Mythology - Volume 2, Issue 1 J. Quinn Malott's literary journal continues. This issue includes my satire Favorite Christian Nationalist Fairy Tales; available in Wichita, KS or learn more here |
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04/04/2007 - National Lampoon's Not Fit For Print Indescribable, including my piece on page 107; published by National Lampoon Press |
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04/02/2007 - Abbott & Costello Meet Larry David Comedy for the generations, published by FLYMF.com |
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03/09/2007 - When They Were Young: Supervillain Science Projects Comic book tomfoolery, reprinted from Cracked issue #3 at Cracked.com |
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03/01/2007 - The Wittenburg Door - Issue #210 Featuring my The Gossip Scroll and Alternative Vacation Bible School Programs; print issue available here |
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02/28/2007 - Educational Board Games Fun for the real world, published by FLYMF.com |
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02/02/2007 - Abandoned Muppet Film Projects Speculative Hollywood, published by FLYMF.com |
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01/31/2007 - Ministerial Supply Catalogue Online Extra at the Wittenburg Door |
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01/11/2007 - Schizophrenia Brown, Crazy Boy Detective So very, very wrong -- at Cracked.com |
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01/08/2007 - If Desserts Were Sold Via Multilayer Marketing Marketing satire, published by FLYMF.com |
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01/08/2007 - The Project for a New Mythology - Volume 1, Issue 4 J. Quinn Malott's literary journal wraps up its first year! This issue includes my satire The Parables of Reverend Fred Phelps; available in Wichita, KS or learn more here |
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01/01/2007 - The Wittenburg Door - Issue #209 Featuring my The Gossip Scroll, CleanFlicks Presents: The Song of Solomon and The New King James Prosperity Gospel; print issue available here |
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12/29/2006 - Monkeys vs. Toddlers Bad science, reprinted from Cracked issue #2 at Cracked.com |
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12/12/2006 - Christopher Walken's Twelve Days of Christmas The master returns, at Cracked.com |
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12/09/2006 - CRACKED Magazine #3 Including my Supervillain Science Projects |
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12/04/2006 - Evil Forces Surround Me Rampant paranoia, published by FLYMF.com |
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11/28/2006 - Samuel Pepys Visits The Wisconsin Dells A travelogue, published by Yankee Pot Roast |
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11/15/2006 - Practical Corollaries to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle Theoretical hogwash, published by Science Creative Quarterly |
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11/14/2006 - From Ye Drye Cleanner A romance of letters, published by Yankee Pot Roast |
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11/08/2006 - A celebration to last throughout the years Personal memoir of a song gone wrong, published by Ruined Music |
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11/06/2006 - Mutant 70s Television Hybrids Pop culture mashups, published by Yankee Pot Roast |
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11/01/2006 - The Wittenburg Door - Issue #208 Featuring my A Wittenburg Christmas: Shakespeare's Lost Pageant (available for production here - send in your video!), Donnie Wildmon Finds Evil In Television, and Short-Lived Worship Fads; print issue available here |
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10/20/2006 - The New CRACKED Magazine #2 All over the smart<->juvenile continuum, including my Al Qaeda Recruiting Ad, Monkeys vs. Toddlers and Amazing Live Crotch-Monkeys |
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10/06/2006 - ID On The Stand Retelling of Kitzmiller vs. Dover Area School District by way of Ernest L. Thayer, published by Science Creative Quarterly |
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10/04/2006 - Short-Lived Retail Franchises Mock retailing history, published by FLYMF.com |
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10/02/2006 - Letters From Summer Bible Camp Online Extra at the Wittenburg Door |
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10/01/2006 - Project for a New Mythology - Volume 1, Issue 3 J. Quinn Malott's wonderfully eclectic literary journal includes my poems wsb and A Literary Country Song, and short fiction He Who Hesitates; available in Wichita, KS or learn more here |
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09/26/2006 - Strategy Guide for Capcom's Lit Fighter II: The Word Warriors Literary videogame hijinx, published by Yankee Pot Roast |
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09/20/2006 - Money Making Secrets -- REVEALED! Get-rich-slow financial tips, published by Yankee Pot Roast |
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09/18/2006 - Let I = Gloria Gaynor Disco mathematics, published by Science Creative Quarterly |
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09/06/2006 - Orientation for The Time-Warped Science-fiction-ish How-To satire, at Cracked.com |
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09/01/2006 - Aoife's Kiss - Issue #18 Featuring my horror/humor short story Delicacy |
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09/01/2006 - The Wittenburg Door - Issue #207 Featuring my Scriptural Passages As Retold By Famous Authors, Jerry Falwell's Halloween Hell House and Dearest Parishioners; print issue available here |
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08/30/2006 - David Sedaris Rules The World Literary parody, premiered at the YPR Party/Reading August 28, published by Yankee Pot Roast |
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08/17/2006 - King Arthur: The Syndicated Adventures Blockbuster Arthurian television, published by Yankee Pot Roast |
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08/08/2006 - Christopher Walken Tries Other Jobs One last (I think) celebrity satire, at Cracked.com |
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07/20/2006 - Well, I Thought You’d Never Ask! Hilary's Drop Your Pants, a double-take for Yankee Pot Roast |
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07/19/2006 - Swear? You Shouldn't Swear, Young Man Tim Scott's Swear, examined for Yankee Pot Roast |
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07/17/2006 - Enough With The Promises Already Naked Eyes' Promises, Promises, dressed down for Yankee Pot Roast |
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07/11/2006 - Dennis Hopper Runs Errands More celebrity satire, at Cracked.com |
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07/11/2006 - Jesus' Stand-Up Act Apocrypha to the max, published by Yankee Pot Roast |
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07/10/2006 - Come On Down and Wear Your Influences On Your Sleeve The Alarm's The Stand, covered for Yankee Pot Roast |
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07/06/2006 - Project for a New Mythology - Volume 1, Issue 2 J. Quinn Malott's dignified new literary journal, which has somehow been conned into featuring my satirical poem My First Book of Suck; available in Wichita, KS or learn more here |
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07/05/2006 - Major Tom, Shootin' Star Peter Schilling's Major Tom (Coming Home), covered for Yankee Pot Roast |
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07/01/2006 - The Wittenburg Door - Issue #206 Featuring my Lost Masterpieces of Religious Cinema; print issue available here |
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06/23/2006 - The Drug Diaries of Oscar Hammerstein II Broadway lyricist under the influence, published by Yankee Pot Roast |
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06/20/2006 - Wolfman Taps... Or Something A clueless review of Electric Guitars' Wolfman Taps, for Yankee Pot Roast |
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06/19/2006 - Dear Diary... You Stink A critical look at the 1983 Yaz semi-hit Nobody's Diary, for Yankee Pot Roast |
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06/14/2006 - Dating With Goofus and Gallant Two sides of the same coin, published by Yankee Pot Roast |
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06/01/2006 - From the Welcoming Committee at an Unnamed Seeker-Friendly Church... 06/01/2006 - Benny Hinn Licenses MWIA Merchandise Two Online Extras at the Wittenburg Door |
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06/01/2006 - Dollz Legitimate science fiction story, in the June 2006 edition of The Fifth Di... |
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05/23/2006 - Sesame Street: The Unauthorized Oral History Invented behind-the-scenes history, published by National Lampoon |
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05/22/2006 - Joe Pesci Answers Common Questions Foul-mouthed celebrity satire -- my first piece at Cracked.com |
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05/02/2006 - Summer Youth Reading List Nostalgic literary satire, published by Yankee Pot Roast |
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05/01/2006 - The Wittenburg Door - Issue #205 Featuring my pieces If the Bible Had Been Written by Dogs, Placemat, and Forgotten Religious Programming for Children; issue available here |
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04/25/2006 - Fast Food Sit Down Frenetically profane dialogue piece, published by Yankee Pot Roast |
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04/03/2006 - If the Brill Building Had Instead Housed a Law Firm Pop music legalese, published by Yankee Pot Roast |
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04/01/2006 - With Grandpa On Mars My first published "straight" science fiction story, in the April 2006 edition of The Martian Wave |
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03/31/2006 - Big Brass Bunny Band Banned book satire, published by Yankee Pot Roast |
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03/23/2006 - David Mamet Channels Aristophanes Another theatrical hybrid, published by Yankee Pot Roast |
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03/21/2006 - Missus Magazine 1950's women's magazine as published by 1950's men, at Yankee Pot Roast |
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03/17/2006 - 2,501,985 B.C. Flash animation, paleoanthropological pop parody at Science Creative Quarterly |
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03/13/2006 - Brecht & Weill's Annie Clash of the musical theatre styles, published by Yankee Pot Roast |
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03/07/2006 - An Anthropological Analysis Circa 3005 Futuristic pop-culture satire, published by The Science Creative Quarterly |
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03/01/2006 - The Wittenburg Door - Issue #204 Featuring my Easter Quiz, and in full color on the back cover, Yeshua Joe Comics; individual issues available here |
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02/28/2006 - Abandoned Theme Parks Invented pop history, published by Yankee Pot Roast |
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02/17/2006 - Sarah Vowell Comments On Our Imagined Liaison A tribute (er... of sorts...) to one of my favorite writers, published by Yankee Pot Roast |
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02/07/2006 - Extreme Sports, Circa 1928 Retro naturism, published by Yankee Pot Roast |
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01/12/2006 - An Evening at the Tokyo Ballet Another cultural cross-reference, published by Yankee Pot Roast |
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01/01/2006 - The Wittenburg Door - Issue #203 Featuring my pieces Children's Letters to Satan; Hanahiah, Mishael & Azariah, Attorneys-at-Lord; Your Church Might be a Cult If ...; Would-Be Messiahs Through History; and Big-Time Religious Cinema; most available in print edition only, individual issues available here |
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12/20/2005 - New Adaptations for the Holiday Theatre Season Theatrical tomfoolery, published by Yankee Pot Roast |
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11/29/2005 - Nice Things to Say to Chris Columbus After Seeing RENT Thinly veiled snide comments, published by Yankee Pot Roast |
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11/17/2005 - Onstage Play-by-Play: Oklahoma! Up-to-the-minute theatre for the radio listener, published by Yankee Pot Roast |
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11/01/2005 - The Wittenburg Door - Issue #202 "The World's Pretty Much Only Religious Satire Magazine," featuring my pieces Readings From The Book of Elvis and Church of Satan Weekly Announcements; print edition only, subscriptions available here |
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10/28/2005 - Rock Booker: Two-Fisted Literary Detective! The case of the Shakespearean plot, published by Opium Magazine |
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10/14/2005 - Curious Tales of George W. Bush (also available here) My celebration of the First Amendment - 30 pages of political satire for the 62% of the American population (at last report) who do not approve of our President. Published in eBook format. |
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10/05/2005 - National Lampoon's Interview with a Pirate Flash animation, starring the voices of Christopher Guest and John Belushi |
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08/2003 - Worship Feast Dramas Beth Miller's collection of Christian skits, a few of which I contributed to |
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2000-2001 - digitallyobsessed.com DVD coverage RottenTomatoes.com maintains a list of my reviews written for digitallyobsessed.com, back in the days when DVD was the new technology on the block |